Over the years, I've heard my students utter some fairly interesting comments. I wish I would have written them all down. Here are some that I remember.
What's a furnace? Is that a type of plant?
Why do you have so many spots?
CPS [Child Protective Services] came to our house last night.
No, my parents didn't just visit the Montel Williams show, they were guests on the show! My dad was in the studio and my mom was on via satellite from prison.
I hate Mother's Day. I don't got no mamma, you know.
I wish there really was a Hunger Games.
Is Mount Everest near Diamond Head?
This must be something nerds like to do. I'm not a nerd, so I don't get it.
What are some of the most memorable quotes you've heard lately?