Thursday, April 19, 2012

Q is for... Memorable Student Quotes

Over the years, I've heard my students utter some fairly interesting comments.  I wish I would have written them all down.  Here are some that I remember. 

What's a furnace?  Is that a type of plant?

Why do you have so many spots?

CPS [Child Protective Services] came to our house last night.

No, my parents didn't just visit the Montel Williams show, they were guests on the show!  My dad was in the studio and my mom was on via satellite from prison.

I hate Mother's Day.  I don't got no mamma, you know.

I wish there really was a Hunger Games.  

Is Mount Everest near Diamond Head?

This must be something nerds like to do.  I'm not a nerd, so I don't get it.

What are some of the most memorable quotes you've heard lately?


  1. Wow, those are memorable. Sadly, in some cases. Sorry, I'm drawing a blank for quotes I've heard lately...if I think of any, I'll come back :-)

  2. haha! fun thing about being a teacher is hearing stuff like that:)
    Happy A-Zing!

  3. Awesome! I wish I could remember some of the ones I heard when I was teaching.

  4. I keep telling myself that I should keep a teacher journal, but as you all know, there really isn't the time. But, yes, teaching offers these little rewards : ).